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Senior Softball in Heaven

There were two "senior softballers" in their late 80's. Both were best of friends since they were 15 years old and they loved and played senior softball.
They had made a pact that if one of them should pass on, he would come back and tell the other if there was softball in heaven. Unfortunately right after one of the national senior tournaments, one of them died.
Then two days later Robert was awakened late at night by the voice of his deceased friend John.
"John, is that you?"
"Yes Robert, it is me."
"John, are you in heaven?"
"Yes I am."
"Tell me, is there softball in heaven?"
"Well Robert, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is senior softball in heaven!"
"That's wonderful! Well, what could the bad news be?"
"You are pitching tomorrow night!"

Senior Went To the Doctor

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, you've got a heart murmur; be careful."


Senior Softball in Heaven
There were two "senior softballers" in their late 80's. Both were best of friends since they were 15 years old and they loved and played senior softball. They had made a pact that if one of them should pass on, he would come back and tell the other if there was softball in heaven. Unfortunately right after one of the national senior tournaments, one of them died. Then two days later Robert was awakened late at night by the voice of his deceased friend John. "John, is that you?"		"Yes Robert, it is me." "John, are you in heaven?" "Yes I am." "Tell me, is there softball in heaven?" "Well Robert, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is there is senior softball in heaven!" "That's wonderful! Well, what could the bad news be?" "You are pitching tomorrow night!"

Senior Went To the Doctor

Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical. A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?" Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: Get a hot mamma and be cheerful." The doctor said, "I didn't say that. I said, you've got a heart murmur; be careful."